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September 17, 2014 1:32 pm

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
September 14, 2014 6:14 pm

D's and V's

  • N: I'd probably say he has a D, but no balls, in this situation. Thinking with his D because he doesn't have the balls of a real man.
  • S: He needs Jesus.
  • N: And TD'S V is that last place I would look for Jesus.
6:03 pm 3:52 pm





the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet

Blogging for last gif for


(Source: pierregrassou, via place-of-solitude)

1:26 pm







submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew

i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.

I love Petty Beyonce

lmaooo sis did one of these

Go the fuck offf motha!!!!

Nigga sounded like a dying pterodactyl nigga spent 1000 to get embarrassed

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1:21 pm


i swear to god there is a jennifer lawrence inside us all

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1:19 pm 1:18 pm


party at my house bring food then leave

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1:18 pm


don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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1:13 pm


i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

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