This is it.

I'm bound to make you feel awkward.

August 21, 2014 4:36 am

One time my friend stole some kids keys, so I stole them from her and then took pictures of his keys in various places around my classes before returning them. I was extremely obnoxious in high school.

3:35 am

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via place-of-solitude)

3:34 am

pinch-of-perfecti0n:

did you guys know that I have an ask box

(via joshpeck)

3:30 am

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn, via thisparadiseishell)

3:29 am

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via thisparadiseishell)

3:29 am 3:27 am

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via thisparadiseishell)

3:26 am

fideliusecrets:

bratsquad:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

IM IN TEARS

hahahahahaha fuckING HELL

(via thisparadiseishell)

3:24 am
I met Bill Nye on a field trip in 6th grade. At the meet and greet the biggest bully was in front of me in the line. She told Bill “you look tired” and very cheerfully he replied with “you look ugly”. That’s when he forever became my hero.

I met Bill Nye on a field trip in 6th grade. At the meet and greet the biggest bully was in front of me in the line. She told Bill “you look tired” and very cheerfully he replied with “you look ugly”. That’s when he forever became my hero.

1:45 am