This is it.

Soo read this first.

http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/Fucksign.html

Otherwise it wont make sense..

but really read it.

So today my teacher basically told us this story. That started a whole plucking conversation throughout the class.

Jacob: Well that’s plucking awesome!

Jared: Shut the pluck up!

Dustin: You guys are plucking dumb.

Me:Agreed.

Jacob: Sarah, nice shoes. Wanna pluck?

Me: PLUCK YEW!

Aaron: Sarah doesn’t need nice shoes, I’ll stick pluck her.

Jacob: Pluck the squirel.

Jared: I want to go plucking skiing.

Anna: This is never going to fucking get old huh?

Teacher: A little learning is a dangerous thing.

Ohhh 3rd period.

sixbillionsecrets:

I miss who I was.

I miss the girl who laughed. I missed the girl who looked at the upside of everything.

I missed the girl who was happy, and innocent, and free.

I miss the girl who would look in the mirror and not find every flaw.

I miss the girl who didn’t let other’s words bother her. I miss who I was. I hate who I am.

Hmm

Girl:

Norah (Only my real bestfriend Cameryn will know why.)

Loraine. I really like that name. Haha I don’t know.

Delilah. It’s cute.

Ellieana. (L-e-ana) It’s cute cause then it could be like Elle, or Ellie,

ahaha idk.

Those are all old lady sounding. Whatevas.

Boy:

Tristen. It’s a dude’s name I swear.

Jason. Idk I just kinda like it.

Clyde. Haha idk I like that name.

Elijah.

And Justin Bieber.

ahah justt kidding.

Social networking sites that let me get all my angst out.

Whoop.

Okay I know there is a huge gap since I last done this.. but whatever.

I’ve been thinking a lot about Thanksgiving, cause this year my wholeee family is going to be there. This hasn’t happened in forever. I’m really excited for Thursday. For all the laughs that will be shared, all the egg nog that will be drank,  and yeah that just corny really fast!

Dommm egg roll,

Bommm egg roll,

re re re re remix, remix,

Go anal, go anal,

I’m a victim oh my god, i’m a victim on my god

suck my cock, su su suck my cock.

I got a big dick but I don’t got a pussy,

lips blowing in the fan whoa whoa whoa

My names Amanda but you can call my dre, I’m only in town for one day

oh my gosh I have a boyfriend, I totally love him,

even though I miss my ray ray ray ray

oh my gosh, whats his name, oh my gosh whats his name

I have straight teeth and an earring

i’m gonna punch that bitch if she sees me

ahahah

anways you’re a bitch

suck my cock,

I’ll cum in your face

go a head and tweet about it,

it will be a disgrace

go to the grave, go to the grave.

you’re a bitch, suck my tits.

no fortune cookie, egg roll egg roll. mushi pork. mushi pork.-alex’s part.

noodles!