So I found this list that I made of what my future husband has to have.
Keep in mind I wrote this when I was 8. So it is EXTREMELY dorky, but now I am revising it.. still dorky.
- Loves Jesus - word
- Likes to smile. - and has nice teeth. I don’t want to wake up to snaggle tooth.
- Is nice to everyone, especially me. - if he isn’t he’ll get a whoopin.
- Has nice blue eyes. - or just eyes in general.
- Makes good food. - on a daily basis.
- Likes to dance. - like the salsa!
- Is not allergic to cats. - Sally is staying with me forever.
- Someone that my brothers would like.
- Knows good jokes. - Quick witted and hilarious.
You know in those cute movies when the guy pushes the girls hair back behind her ear before he kisses her? No guy has even done that seriously to me. If a guy does push my hair he then makes some joke and getting his hand caught in my hair or he becomes distracted with my hair.
My hair is my own cock block.
Nothing special. Just want to get all dolled up and have some guy(around my age) buy me food.
I’m not a prostitute, I’m just hungry.
Could you handle having kids?
Ohh yes. I want kids when I’m older, am married, have a stable job, a car and a nice house.
You are getting ready to go to bed, and the last person you kissed shows up, what do you do?
Tell Sally to charge him.
If your phone goes off during the night, do you answer it?
I probably wouldn’t wake up.
Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?
Has anyone admited anything to you in the past week?
Yeah and smoking is gross.
Was last night terrible?
Last night was good :)
Do you want to see somebody right now?
Oh, do I ever.
When will your next kiss be?
Well, I will see Sophie tomorrow, so probably tomorrow.
How often do you hold back what you want to say?
50% of the time.
Is anything bothering you?
My stupid retainer..
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Are you a jealous person?
Mmhm. But it’s because I’m a princess.
Does anyone call you babe?
What is your CURRENT relationship status?
Taken, only the guy is unaware of our relationship..
Would you rather tell somebody how you feel straight up, or wait?
I a very big hint giver, but I tend to end up waiting and waiting till Colette or Daniel pushes me into telling them.
Describe in great detail what you’re wearing, right now.
Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck?
The cheek :3
Are you a very nice person?
I try to be.
Did you drink anything alcoholic this week?
I put alcohol in my cereal.
Did you get drunk?
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Meh such a cliche question.
Do you know anyone who’s been in jail?
White trash family.
Are you easily amused?
Yes, it’s horrible.
When did you last talk to your best friend and what was it about?
2 minutes ago and it was about poop
Are you doing anything tonight?
Do you speak more than 6 languages?
- Broken French
- Dora Spanish
Do you watch MTV anymore?
watching it now.
Is your hair naturally straight?
Staight as my sexuality.
Is your heart broken?
I have no heart.
What was the last thing you bought?
uhm… uhm.. a hooker.
Did you have a good day yesterday?
What ‘made your day’ today?
Winning class clown!
Who’s hoodie did you last wear?
Has anyone ever hurt you?
Well sometimes my brother use to throw me off the bunkbed but I forgave him.
Are you one of those people who just don’t care?
I care about some things
What were you doing at 7:00 am?
Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
What was the last movie you watched in theaters?
the vow. I think.
Do you miss anyone?
Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up?
Yeah. It was gross.
When’s the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
My dads house last week.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Are you the youngest in your house?
Yup yup, and the princess.
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
Yeahhh the corn maze night ahahah orrr my 15th birthday
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
I like it to be so long that I don’t need toilet paper
Does every family have a crazy uncle?
I am the crazy uncle
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Every guy i have dated.. and my dog does this one bark and I know he is saying that he loves me.. even though my dog is a girl
What do you currently hear?
sixteen and pregnant or teen mom whatever it is.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Food and sleep.
When meeting someone new, are you afraid they won’t like you?
Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair?
No, I’m just worried they will get caught.
Do you ever get paranoid when someone is reading your text messages?
YES! Don’t want anyone to see the messages from theFBI
Have you ever had a best friend that was of the opposite sex?
Could you go a day without eating?
Only if you want to die.
How was your day today?
How many drugs are in your system?
Do you think love can last forever?
Get back to me.
Last time you went in the fridge, what were you looking for?
What are you looking forward to right now?
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
I could never hate my cat!
Do you prefer ily, or i love you?
ily is bulll to me.
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
Daniels is my bestfriend. I wont ever lose him.
When’s the last time you stayed up late because you were talking?
Do you have any pictures on your wall?
Lol only every single picture..
Is any part of you happy at all?
The fairys are
Will you regret your next kiss?
What is on your wrists right now?
Disney bracelet from kim! Whoop whoop.
Do you prefer movies at home or movies at the theatre?
Depends on with who.
Do you want any tattoos?
Yes, I’m going to get Hannah’s face tattooed on my foot so when I’m mad at her I can stomp on her face.
Honestly, who are you texting?
Hugs or Drugs?
How many people are you interested in?
Three. Me, myself and I.
Do you get frustrated quickly?
no, i have no feelings.
Do you know the meaning of your name?
Would you name a child after you?
I’m not that egotistical.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?
I don’t date…
Ever want something? Got it, and then no longer want it?
All my childhood
What did you just do?
Bite my lip
Are you angry with someone right now?
What were you doing an hour ago?
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
What do you bite on more, your tongue, lip, or nails?
Who the eff bites their tongue??
Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?
No my mom is drunk too.
Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
Are you wearing anything on your feet?
I was born with socks
Do you remember your dreams?
Who was the last male you talked to?
Where did your last hug take place?
Taco bell parking lot..
What movie do you think everyone should watch?
My date with drew!
Do you have your future children’s names picked out?
Josiah, Elliana, uhmmmm Justin bieber jr.
Do you always care what you look like?
I think that is an obvious no.
When was the last time you changed your default?
Is it hard to hold your tears in at times?
Easy. I don’t cry.
What are you planning on doing after filling this out?
Save the world.
Can you call your exes on the phone without it being awkward?
I don’t know, never tried.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
How did you feel when you woke up today?
just wanted to keep sleeping
Take it you like someone? If so, who do you like?
Any sexual stuff happen in the past two months?
Yeah, you know me! I’m afreak!
Is your phone right next to you, or at least close by?
Up your butt
What windows are open on your computer right now?
Anything you would like to say to someone?
I’m finna fight you.
Last place you went besides your house?
Have you ever wanted someone so bad, and then they completely stopped talking to you?
Sometimes my cat ignores me.
Is your phone a touch screen?
yeah, i’m like a spy.
Who is the last person to call you?
What are you doing tomorrow?
School and vork
What would you do if your parents walked in on you having sex?
lOL NEVER let me outside the house again
Do any of your friends dislike each other?
Who knows your biggest secret?
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
How do you know?
They stalk me.
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Haters gona hate
Do you think ex’s can remain friends?
Well, Brian hates me sooo idk
Were you single on your last birthday?
Do you follow rules or break them?
oohhh I follow them
How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
Do you scream stuff out the car window?
That stresses me out like no other
Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
Sally is right now ;)
Who’s the first person you spoke to in 2012?
Do you prefer being called your actual name or a nick name?
Do you ever want to get married?
Is there someone who makes you blush when you just say hi to them?
I don’t think so
How was your Saturday night?
I find it interesting that you know about people leaving Jayjay and me questions considering you don’t follow either of us. But whatevas, no one cares.